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oroxine: 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:17:19 -0600

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage
with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,
fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,
let set 5 minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka
kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a
soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the
vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and
letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after
shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush,
then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an
astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a splash of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.
The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair
and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a 16-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray
bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour 1/2 cup vodka and 1/2 cup water in a freezer bag
and freeze for a slushy, reusable ice pack for aches,
pain or black eyes…

10. Fill a clean, empty jar with freshly packed lavender
flowers. Fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly, and
set it in the sun for 3 days. Strain liquid, then apply the
tincture to aches and pains.

11. Make your own mouthwas by mixing 9 tablespoons
powered cinnamon with 1 cup vodka. Seal in an airtight
container for 2 weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix
with warm water and rinse your mouth. (DON’T SWALLOW!)

12. Using a cotton swab, apply vodka to a cold sore to
help it dry out.

13. If blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a
local anestheic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.

14. To treat dandruff, mix 1 cup vodka with 2 teaspoons
crushed rosemary. Let sit 2 days, strain through a coffee
filter, massage into your scalp and dry.

15. To treat an earache, put a few drops of vodka in your
ear. Let sit for a few minutes, then drain. Vodka will kill
the bacteria causing pain in your ear.

16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka
on your chest and back as a liniment.

17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to
remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your
gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

And, my personal favorite…

21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle upside-down
and drink it. Then nothing else will matter anyway!

1) make a fist with your left hand, with your left thumb inside, 2) squeeze your thumb as hard as you can, 3) put your right index finger down your throat. your gag reflex is gone.

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:32:21 -0600

wtf?

cynflr:

wearetheweirdos:

Neat trick lol

via cameronchristopher

Today, I put this in practice at the dentist. You know, when they put something in your mouth so you can open wide and they can take x-rays? Well, the trick worked wonders. Fuck yeah, human body.

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Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:55:13 -0600

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OMG. I’m in love. I need this in...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:52:58 -0600

OMG. I’m in love. I need this in wall-size.

cynflr:

spazzedoutmuse:

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More Catrina by Sylvia Ji.

Tengo como 20 kilos de libros por leer para mis trabajos. Es...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:32:04 -0600

Tengo como 20 kilos de libros por leer para mis trabajos. Es hora de estrenar mi sala :)

Mami, ¿nos rascas la pancita?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:01:10 -0600

Mami, ¿nos rascas la pancita?

You know winter is coming when cats start sleeping close to each...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:29:25 -0500

You know winter is coming when cats start sleeping close to each other.

A ver mamá, ¿te lavaste bien los dientes?

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:53:11 -0500

A ver mamá, ¿te lavaste bien los dientes?

Monday coffee is bigger than usual.

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:27:46 -0500

Monday coffee is bigger than usual.

Happy Birthday, Tarkan. Dogum gunun kutlu olsun!

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 10:54:28 -0500

Happy Birthday, Tarkan. Dogum gunun kutlu olsun!

My cats Beny and Mao, bathing before nap. They’re SO cute.

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 01:51:52 -0500

My cats Beny and Mao, bathing before nap. They’re SO cute.

Angelspit. I don’t dig their music very much, but they...

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:56:05 -0500

Angelspit. I don’t dig their music very much, but they always look fucking cool.

the teacher.

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:45:01 -0500

fmylife:

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son’s girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

Meet Nemi. She’s amazing. And of course I went to see...

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:14:40 -0500

Meet Nemi. She’s amazing. And of course I went to see Sisters of Mercy, even if they’re not fun anymore :P

cynflr: evilwhoreofsatan: turnofthecentury: areyoumental:Camil...

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:11:23 -0500

cynflr:

evilwhoreofsatan:

turnofthecentury:

areyoumental:Camille Claudel in 1884

fabrianooo: instantjoy: Camel = yesMalrboro = noCamelboro =...

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:09:55 -0500

fabrianooo:

instantjoy:

Camel = yes
Malrboro = no
Camelboro = LOL

9gag:

Camelboro

Kathak performance by hearing impaired girl. Beautiful.

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 12:01:26 -0500

Kathak performance by hearing impaired girl. Beautiful.

Mmmm. Delicious Tarkan.

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 00:50:50 -0500

Mmmm. Delicious Tarkan.

The Cat Piano. Katzenklavier. Latest short film by The...

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 00:14:03 -0500

The Cat Piano.

Katzenklavier.

Latest short film by The People’s Republic of Animation. Narrated by Nick Cave. Directed by Eddie White & Ari Gibson. Produced by Jessica Brentnall

Website.

I liked my hair when it was this way. But I started cutting it,...

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 01:10:38 -0500

I liked my hair when it was this way. But I started cutting it, changing color, and now, after almost two years of constant changes, I’m in the middle of a hair-crisis. It’s not long enough, but not short enough, and the color is a mixture of black roots, purple top and magenta tips. Oh, what to do?